He is an angel but he is all dog.
He loves to torment the cats by sniffing the tail end!
He loves shoes and slippers and socks.
And as you disrobe for the shower he loves to capture the tightie whitie du jour.
So add one complete female ensemble to his list of chewed items. I would not be as frustrated but he sniffles through your disrobement and finds your unmentionables and spreads them about after dining on the parts he likes the best.
OK done with the rant. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!